There is nothing that you can do that we can’t do better: Or Superheroes stink!

Today we have the um, honor of posting this note from, Dr. Evil-n-Carnate: A.K.A. Steve Wolencheck, current occupant of cubical 3257J who is one of the contributors to A Method To the Madness: A Guide To The Super Evil

Welcome to the 7th circle of the underworld my friend, or as the people around me call it, Unitide Incorporated. It is from here that I rule all that I survey. And by rule I mean I make everyone who enters my domain miserable. Really I do, you should read the article about how to do this in the new book.

But that is not what I am here to talk to you about. The Evil League has chosen me to be the mouth piece for their most recent work, and I am honored to do so, seeing that I had a lot to do with it. You see I wrote the operating system that runs the computers that they used to make it happen. I write all the operating systems that the Evil league uses. And many of you who use other operating systems, I wrote those two, just because I am that evil.

So on to the information:

It has come to our attention that the so called boy superhero Mik Murdoch, whose so called adventures you can read about in the Prix Aurora nominated book by the same name, has rescued the editor Michell Plested and his family. He has them hidden away in some “safe house” some where and they are now under his “protection.” A lot of good that will do them.

Mik, as of yesterday we pumped the safe house full of knockout gas and replaced the editor and his family with sophisticated holograms. They are so life like you would not even know they were not real. You remember the Doctor on the Star Trek Voyager series? They make him look like he was written in GWBasic. Not even 7 of 9 with a 24th century tricorder could tell them from the real thing, but believe me they are replacements.

So as you can tell, you superheroes really don’t stand a chance against us. And to all you aspiring super villains out there, get yourself a copy of A Method to the Madness: A Guide To The Super Evil, and you too might one day be able to be as evil as we are. Well, probably not that evil, but you will be a lot more evil that you would have been if you didn’t read the book.

Dr. Evil-n-Carnate: A.K.A. Steve Wolencheck, current occupant of cubical 3257J, affectionately referred to as “that jerk who eats lunch in his cubicle even though we have a lunch room and he really should eat there”, was born in Leftovershoe. From those humble beginnings all those years ago, he began a rise to the top. He is a humble computer programmer by day, but by night, and sometimes late in the afternoon because he had to get up early for work, he fights the eternal fight against good. He hopes that one day he will have the power to crush good forever, but for now is satisfied with making sure that this office mates suffer needlessly.

 

Her Serene Omnipotence Calasandra Answers Our Questions

Today we get a special treat as Her Serene Omnipotence Calasandra, has deigned to answer the questions posted by the editors.

Listen to her Answers

Thank you Your Serene Omnipotence.

Get your copy of A Method to The Madness: A Guide to the Super Evil Today

 

Available on Amazon NOW

What can I say. The publishing industry is a weird and wild place. The book was not due to be released until June 1st but we have confirmation of copies being shipped and out in the wild. (See the video below.)

SO….

GO MINIONS GO BUY THE BOOK TODAY

 

You What to Know What? Well of Course you Do.

Our Friends over at the Regime of Evil have answered our questions. It Might be a good idea for you to Check them out. It might just save your life.

Answers

 

Dr. Dee Ceitful Answers the Evil Questions

We got this message on, you guessed it, a laser beam with a carrier wave build. It took us about 100 minions to figure out what it was, because they kept getting so close that getting fried, but it was a interesting way to get the message to us. Thanks Dr. Dee Ceitful.

Because we are good guys we have translated it from the laser beam’s carrier wave for you.

Dr. Dee Ceitful Answers the Evil Questions

 

Another update from one of the Evil League

The Evil League has been very busy lately. Some of them have kidnapped one of the editors of the book, while others have been gearing up for world domination. In this case they have a message for you.

When Your Grubby Mits Will Be Able to Hold A Minute Fragment of My Wisdom

 

More answers To the Evil Questions – Julian Kaiser, PhD, MD, MSD

Evil Questions

by Julian Kaiser, PhD, MD, MSD

Some of you might now that I’m being published in an anthology. If you didn’t know that, now you do.You see there the glorious cover to the left. I understand that it’s filled to the brim with excellent advice on how you too can launch a successful career as a super villain/mad scientist.

The editors, one of whom is being held for ransom, have come up with a list of questions I’ve deigned to answer. The hope is that you will learn more about me and as a result be more likely to buy this book. So, on to the questions:

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The Editors Get some answers from the Dark lord

Well it was bound to happen. The editors (Mike Plested and myself) put out a video asking questions of our authors, and we got a response.

The Dark lord seems to be having some problems with his minions, but he does answer all 11 questions.

 

Super Evil Strikes Back!

Reblogged from J.R. Murdock:

Perhaps you've heard that Mike Plested has been kidnapped, along with his entire family by the despicable villain, Lord Aquarius. What has he done wrong other than to write the book Mik Murdoch, Boy Superhero and edit the wicked compendium A Method to the Madness: A Guide to the Super Evil? I think that trying to mix oil and water are bad enough, but trying to produce a superhero tome along with a Super Evil guide as well?

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Super evil strikes back.

 

Questions for the Evil Super Villain

The Evil League has been busy lately, what with the capture of one of the editors and thwarting the plan’s of that Upstart Mik Murdoch and his so called hero friends. Luckily they have Alex The Evil 486 Beowulf Cluster that can deal with a lot of it.

Along with all of that going on, they have requested that we ask you, the super Villain Authors to answer a few questions about yourself so that we can let the public (who apparently want to know) a little more about you, before the book comes out.

With that in mind, we present the following video with the questions.

Just a quick Correction. The video says the release date is July 1 2013, it is actually June 1 2013. I am sure Mike and I will pay for that mistake, but really that is great news. That means pre-release copies will Most likely be available for Balticon.

I have been told that not having these questions anywhere but in the video was just a little too evil, so here are the interview questions. But really watch the video it is much more fun than reading the questions.

Remember to keep your answers clean as there are kids in the audience.

1. When you go out for dinner and you order filet mignon how do you pronounce the second word. Does it sound French or could you be talking about a nicely cooked slice of one of your Henchmen?
2. If you could have an evil lair any where in the world, without worrying about those pesky super heroes, where would it be and why?
3. When building the “death traps” around your home, do you want to do be actual Death traps or just Wow that really really hurts a lot traps? Why?
4. As an evil mad scientist / ruler of… What is your biggest fear? Does it involve the laser beam wearing shark in your “fish tank?”
5. What is your favorite way to torture/torment your nemesis when you capture him/her?
6. What are the defining characteristics you look for in a minion?
7. How did you originally get into Evil Science? (for those who don’t mention it in their article)
8. Do you consider yourself to be a Super villain, Mad Scientist or something else and why?
9. What is your favorite mode of transportation?
10. Coke or Pepsi?
11 What is your favorite evil application or product?

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